September 2006

Clueless Robin Quivers returned to her losing ways again today while playing the Mike Walker Gossip Game.  Last week she broke her streak, but that seems to have an anomaly.  After losing today, Robin has lost 14 of the last 16 Gossip Games.  (9-28)

-Robinswrong

Howard said this morning the Gary Roast was next week but wanted to know the date is was going to happen.  Robin Quivers replied, the 25th.

Actual date of the Gary Roast:  October 5th.

Type of calendar Robin is using:  I have no clue.  (9-27)

-Robinswrong

During the first round of the new game, Two Truths & a Lie with George Takei, the contestant (Elizabeth) said she thought about agreeing with Robin's guess because she's always right.  Nobody replied to that idiotic statement...not even Robin. 

Luckily for Elizabeth she didn't go with Robin's guess because as usual, she guessed wrong. (9-26)

Today Howard took up the subject again of the John Mainelli article stating that Stern was going to return to terrestrial radio.  Jeff Jarvis then called the show to say that he had complimented Steve Langford's coverage of the article on his blog, only to then have Mainelli "go berserk" about it.

Jarvis asked Stern if Mainelli had tried to contact anyone on the show to verify any of the facts.  World renowned know it all Robin Quivers then answered a question not asked of her by saying, not to our knowledge.

Stern then corrected her saying that Mainelli had tired to contact them, even speaking with his agent.  (9-25)

** The King of All Vacations is off Friday, September 22nd.  Enjoy the replays...

Today the gang conducted the football betting pool with Crazy Alice, Big Foot, Artie and Elliot Offen. Robin participated in the proceedings.  Howard asked Robin if she was aware of who had picked which game.  Robin replied: "No, I don't know anything."  That's the most accurate comment Robin has ever made in the history of the Howard Stern Show!  (9-21) -The Amazed Listener

Howard talked about Gary and Ronnie going to Vegas for the anniversary of Scores on today's show.  Artie said every Friday there is a big pool party at the Palms.  Robin butted in and said "Rehab" was on Fridays.  Artie then corrected her and said "Rehab" was the pool party at the Hard Rock on Sundays.  (9-21)

-Robin's Dad

This morning Howard was talking about Gary's schedule and how Ronnie had skipped work to go to Vegas.  Robin Quivers interrupted and said, when does the anniversary (for Howard 100 News) start it's this weekend right.  Gary corrected her and said it had already started.  Way to keep up with what's going on there on your on channel.  (9-21)

-Robin's Dad

On the show today Howard talked about how bad he thinks his looks are.  A female caller tried to say Howard looked like former Brady Bunch dad, Robert Reid.

Howard then said he was going to reveal who he believes he looks like.  Robin Quivers said she knew who Howard was going to say, but when asked who her guess was, she wouldn't say.

Howard then revealed he believes he looks like Larry King.  Robin screeched, I knew it you were going to say that - I said he's going to say Larry King!!

Nice try Robin, but we are sure you didn't know what Howard was going to say.  You played it very safe and made it look like you did, but you can't fool us.    (9-20)

-Robinswrong

This morning Robin Quivers took a lot of heat for her comments about being jealous of Howard on Monday.  A number of email were read that called Robin out, one even stating how she is unable to read without gasping for air because her brains and lungs are in a war.

Robin then spoke this gem: the fact that nobody knows what I do, means I do it very well.

Don't hurt your arm patting yourself on the back Robin.  And you aren't some undercover brother, we all know what it is that you do.  You cackle, go off on psychotic rampages, constantly interrupt, continually get things wrong and have an unbelievable ability to endless mispronounce names.

Now, maybe you want to double check how stealthy you are, because the fact is, we all know what you do Robin.  (9-19)

-Robinswrong

- The Amazed Listener.

Howard said today that The Sopranos could never be shown on regular TV.  Then he said there was a show like The Sopranos on regular TV.  Robin Quivers then said, yea it was on ABC.  Artie corrected her and said it was on NBC.

The Black Donnellys, coming this fall on NBC.  Nice try Robin.  (9-18)

-Robin's Dad

Today Robin Quivers admitted having a tinge of jealousy about all the attention Howard gets.  By contrast, Fred and Artie expressed that they are happy for Howard. 

Notice a pattern - the one person on the show completely devoid of a even a trace of talent is jealous of Howard while the other show members who are talented are happy for Howard. 

Face it Robin - if Howard wasn't superstitious about your presence on the show, you'd be back at the nursing station giving "happy ending" for tips.  (9-18)

-The Amazed Listener

Long before Artie Lange was on the Howard Stern Show...

** The King of All Vacations is off Friday, September 15th.  Enjoy the replays...

Another week of the Mike Walker Gossip Game and another loss for Robin Quivers.  (9-14)

-Robinswrong

Howard was discussing the Montreal College shooting in which a 25 year old man with no known affiliation entered a school with a gun of undescribed specifications and shot people until he was killed by the police. 

Robin Quivers chimed in that the incident was like "Columbine" and that the shooter was using a "machine gun." 

In the Columbine incident, the killers were students at the school, used semi-automatic weapons and committed suicide.  Besides these differences, the respective incidents are quite analogous!  (9-14)

-The Amazed Listener

At the start of this morning's show, everyone was discussing the premiere of Artie's movie.  Ronnie the limo driver was talking about how Scott the engineer was complaining about not getting to walk the green carpet.  Then Ronnie started talking about how since NASCAR driver Tony Steward met Scott, his season has gone down the drain: accidents, was in the top 10, now he is out of it.

Once again, Robin Quivers couldn't just let the men do the talking and had to say something.  Robin said, one week he was in the front of the pack and just as they were in the last few laps he winds up 64th or something.

I'm not sure what race Robin thinks she was watching, but NASCAR has 43 drivers in a race.  It would be an incredible feat for someone to finish 64th out of 43 drivers.  (9-14)

-Robinswrong

On this morning's show Howard was talking about the song by The Who, Love Reign O'er Me.  He said reign is spelled, r-e-i-g-n.  Spelling bee flunkey and all around doofus Robin Quivers said, no it's R-A-I-N!!  (9-12)

-Robin's Dad

Today Howard talked about a news story involving Kareem Abdul-Jabbar dumping trash outside of his Harlem apartment.  Howard mentioned how Kareem had been taught karate by Bruce Lee.  Robin Quivers then interrupted and said Kareem had been in the movie Enter the Dragon with Lee.

Robin must have confused the former L.A. Laker with Sammo Hung Kam-Bo, because Kareem was in Game of Death, not Enter the Dragon.  (9-11)

-Robinswrong

Howard was talking on today's show about Katie Couric and he asked what time does the national News comes on.

Know it all Robin Quivers blurted out, 6:00.  Baba Booey corrected her and said 6:30. 

Then Robin replied, I knew the news came on at 6:00.  (9-8)

-Robin's Dad

Richard Christy was complaining this morning that he has centipedes in his apartment.  Howard asked, where do centipedes come from?  Robin Quivers said in a condescending way, they come around I guess....They're just there!

Simply brilliant Robin.  From the woman that believes stingrays throw dagger like barbs, now she has revealed the true origins of the centipede.  (9-8)

-Robin's Dad

Howard was about to play an interview this morning with Brian Dunkleman trashing Ryan Seacrest.  Artie said, he's drunk in this interview right?

Robin said with authority,  no, I don't remember him being drunk.  Then Howard played the interview and in the middle of it Dunkleman said, I am really drunk.  (9-8)

-Robin's Dad

Howard and Artie were saying that the Mets magic number to win the National League East is now seven.  Robin Quivers jumped in with, aren't they in first place?

Well, you do have to be in first place to have a magic number, Robin.  (9-8)

-Robin's Dad

The losing streak for Robin Quivers now stands at seven weeks in a row.  Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then, but Robin continues to lose the Mike Walker gossip game!  (9-8)

-Robinswrong

On the show this morning, Howard & Richard Christie were discussing ideas for stunts to be performed by Richard, J.D. or Sal.  Richard said one idea would be to have himself & Sal take laxatives and see who would be the last to defecate. As a further wrinkle one would put his ass in a fish tank. 

Robin Quivers, obviously thinking about the upcoming weekend when she'll be the only boat operator in Long Island Sound who can't swim, suggested putting a Sea Ray in the tank.  Howard corrected her & suggested a stingray.  (9-8)

-The Amazed Listener

In another astonishing display of genius by our favorite newshound Robin Quivers, Howard played a recording of a female singer covering a Neil Young song.  During the playing of the song, Robin exclaimed, I'm sure I know the identity of the singer, it's Katherine McPhee! - Wrong.

Robin's next guess: J-Lo - Wrong again.

Undeterred, Robin next guessed Nicole Simpson (O.J.'s murdered wife): Wrong once more.

Then, Robin corrected herself - of course, she meant Nicole Richie -Wrong.  Then she guessed, what's her name, then, a kid with a funny name. 

Finally, Robin guessed Wafa Bin Laden - Still Wrong.  To avoid wasting 3 hours with Robin's stupid guesses, Howard finally revealed the name of the singer: Alexa Ray Joel. What a performance by America's favorite imbecile sidekick!  (9-8)

-The Amazed Listener

Howard started out today playing clips from the Steve Girillo show.  He recalled the time when Grillo, after being a stand in on The Sopranos for two years, got to be in a scene as a young, wannabe mobster. 

Fred started to say the character Grillo played got into a fight with......Then, Robin, interrupted and said, one of the Soprano's characters!

Really?  Someone on the show The Sopranos, got into a fight with one of The Soprano's characters???  Thankfully, Artie knew the name of the other actor, Max Casella, that was involved in the scene.

Robin Ophelia Quivers: Master of the obvious!  (9-7)

-Robinswrong

On today's show Robin Quivers stuck to her stupidity about a stingray "shooting it's barb" again.  She said that it was stupid for Steve Irwin to pull the barb out and Artie said, What was his alternative, isn't it attached to the rest of the fish?

Robin then yelled at him like he was an idiot, No! It's not attached to anything....they shoot it at you!!

Everyone please be on the lookout for these barb shooting stingrays that apparently only the renowned marine biologist Robin Quivers knows about.  (9-6)

-Robin's Dad

It's astonishing that a person claiming to be a "newswoman" is so self-absorbed that she's oblivious to the world outside her horses, cars, boat, houses and large breasts.

Today, Robin reported on the new pictures of Suri Cruise that are published in the latest issue of VANITY FAIR magazine. Robin said that the pictures were taken by "some famous photographer." As everyone except Robin the newswoman knows, the photographer is the world-famous Annie Leibovitz!  (9-6)

-The Amazed Listener

Today Robin Quivers mentioned that the online role-playing game Warplay is extremely popular.  I was so very surprised that Robin didn't have a clue the real name of the mmorpg she was talking about is World of Warcraft.  (9-5)

-Robinswrong

On the show this morning someone asked who beat Andre Agassi over the weekend in the U.S. Open.  Robin Quivers said, Boris Becker.  Of course, Boris Becker retired in 1999.  Agassi was beaten by Benjamin Becker.  (9-5)

-Robin's Dad

"It immediately released one of it barbs."

In seven words, our favorite genius managed to commit two errors:

1. The stingray has only one barb.

2. It doesn't "release" the barb like a knife thrower, it stabs with it.  (9-5)

-The Amazed Listener



While browsing around YouTube.com today I found this...Listen for Richard Christie about 1:22 into the clip.

** The King of All Vacations is off until Tuesday, September 5th.  Enjoy the replays. . .