March 2006

Today Robin said that she had backed in her new boat at the dock, without any assistance from the Captain.  We scoured the internet and found evidence that she was telling the truth.  (3-30)

This morning when talking about his possible case of eye-AIDS, Gary revealed that he uses condoms with his wife as their method of birth control  He explained why he was worried about having a vasectomy and possible side effects.  Robin couldn't keep quiet and just let the men do the talking.  After the vasectomy she said, what a guy puts out, is not nearly as much, so it sounds like things are getting blocked up.

For once being a nurse, Robin doesn't seem to know much about medical issues.  An online survey asked men about ejaculate volume after their vasectomy:  61% said it was the same, while 5% said it was more!  (3-30)
 

At the end of the show everyone discussed the horrible Daniel Carver roast.  Robin said that nobody should be cut out of the replay because that even the people that bombed had some good lines.

They bombed...but they had some good lines.  They bombed because the didn't have ANY good lines you dummy!  The entire roast should be cut out of the show, destroyed and never played again.  (3-29)
 

Robin either needs to be on medication, or the dosages of what she does take needs to be increased significantly.  This morning she turned into Robzilla and threw a huge fit like a two year old because she had to leave her booth for the Daniel Carver roast.  And the reason she was so upset?  Because she wasn't given 24 hours notice to move her newspapers and purse.  Waaaaaaaa!  (3-29)
 

Feeling sick...queasy...not much strength to type.  Negotiations to get Robin on the Sybian if Howard gets ten million subscribers.  Have to get a petition to stop this...running out of strength, can't hold projective vomit down any longer.  Back with updates later.  (3-27)

Ok, the petition is now up and running.  Feel free to sign it and pass on the link:  Keep Robin off the Sybian!
 

Guess who lost the Mike Walker Gossip Game today for the fifth week in a row? 

We have put together a short list of where Robin's losing streak ranks all time. 
(3-24)

The following segment took place today.  The names haven't been changed to indict the clueless.

Howard:  I was looking at the CBS web site just taking a look at their top executives.  I didn't see one black guy.  I didn't see one black man or woman.

Robin:  Where?

Howard:  CBS!

Robin:  I mean, what are you talking about?

Summer can't get here soon enough to find out if Robin was serious when she said she was taking off every Friday.  (3-24)
 

A caller today asked Robin what was going on with her TV show and she said that it was stalled, but she was still under contact with Sony. 

Supposedly, it was to debut in August of 2005.  We are sure that psychopathic outbursts like the one she had on Sal today will get TV execs very excited about putting her on the air with her own show.  (3-23)

Today Howard said that after he dies, Beth isn't allowed to take up with anyone, just touch herself.  Then Robin asked, she's supposed to be a widow the rest of her life? 

How could Beth be a widow if she and Howard never married?  (3-23)

Sal was right today when he told Robin that she is just there to do the news.  If she would stick to the news and stop the constant cackling, destroying of interviews, and running her mouth nonstop , we wouldn't have to do this web site anymore.  Robin didn't have any business butting in when Howard chastised Sal for using his megaphone, but she just couldn't sit for five minutes and keep her mouth shut.  And Sal had no reason to apologize to Robin.  (3-23)
 

Howard said today that the hot, blonde teacher from Florida, Debra Lafave, looks like Jenny McCarthy.  Robin disagreed, so Howard asked her who she thought Lafave looked like and her response was, Lisa Kudrow from Friends.  We don't see it.  (3-22) 

On Monday's show, Robin opined that Sunday's episode of the Sopranos would not be Howard's cup of tea.  But, on Tuesday's show, Howard gushed about how much he loved the coma storyline.  Everyone at robinswrong.com hated the episode, but loved that Robin was wrong.  Again.  (3-21)

During a discussion with the Entertainment Weekly reporter today that is writing a story about Howard, an argument started about which magazine column used up and down arrows.  Robin said emphatically that Newsweek's section, Conventional Wisdom, did not use arrows.  These certainly look like arrows to us.  (3-21)
 

A caller tried to stump Artie and Bob Levy this morning with a trivia question about Gary.  In the mid 90's Gary was so wrapped up in a video game his job started suffering, what was the game?  Robin popped off saying she knew the answer and Artie made a few attempts to guess.  Then Robin said the game was Princess of Persia.  Nice try Robin, but video games are just one more thing you don't know very much about.  (3-21)

Howard read an email today from someone asking Howard TV to be shown on DirecTV.  We echo this request, but according to Robin, there is no such thing as On Demand on satellite.  She might want to read this.  (3-20)

During the Mike Walker game today there was a story about George Clooney. Howard wondered aloud, does Clooney ever sell movies - does he put asses in the seat?  Robin answered as quickly as she could saying NO.

We here at robinswrong.com are not fans of Clooney, but we are huge fans of pointing out when Robin is wrong.  In the last ten years Clooney has been in nine movies that grossed over $40 million dollars and five that grossed more then $100 million.  (3-16)
 

Guess who lost the Mike Walker Gossip Game today and for the fourth week in a row?  Robin has quite the streak going now!  (3-16)
 

Today Howard tuned in one of the newest Sirius stations, Playboy Radio.  Christy Canyon, the co-host of Night Calls, was talking when Robin said she thought Christy was the person yelling on an old tape they had.  The tape Robin was referring to was one played on KROK, recorded at a rally against NYC shutting down strip bars.  And it was the beautiful, gorgeous Jenna Jameson that was yelling, not Christy Canyon.  (3-16)
 

When Brooke Hogan walked in with her father (the Hulkster) today Robin exclaimed, she's taller then him! 

Let's examine the facts.  According to Brooke's web site she is 5'10.  The WWE web site lists Hulk at 6'7.  Hyperbole or just plain wrong? We lean towards the latter.  (3-16)
 

A caller today said he had the S50 and kept listening to Savanna Samson orgasm over and over on the Sybian.  Robin said it stores 45 minutes so you just rewind. More like 50 hours Robin.  The model she was talking about is the Starmate Replay.  (3-15)
 

During a discussion today Robin asked if they had played any Blue Iris clips since starting on Sirius.  Only every day Robin, welcome to the show.  (3-15)
 

A caller had a trivia question for Artie today.  What was the name Howard used when role playing with Allison?  Nobody knew, but of course when the answer was said Robin spouted, oh I remember that.

Then why didn't you say the answer before it was given Robin?  (3-14)
 

Hey Robin, can you tell that story one more time about having someone in your car and they took off their Ipod to listen to Sirius?  It was so riveting the first eight times you told it, we can't wait to hear it again.  (3-14)
 

Robin: Lee Meriwether was Batgirl. 

No Robin, but she was Catwoman.  (3-13)
 

When the discussion of NASCAR came up this morning, Robin showed off her inability to understand who is leading in a race and what it means to be lapped.  Robin said, well that's what I always wonder - I mean their going in a circle and the leader is behind everybody else and their saying he's still got the lead.  Monday would have been a great day for Robin to remain silent and be thought a fool...  (3-13) 

Eric the Midget called this morning to talk about American Idol and his show on Sirius Thursday night after Idol was over.   Howard said Eric's show was horrible and he couldn't listen to a minute of it.  Robin said in all fairness to Eric it really wasn't his show.  Howard didn't like that Eric let former American Idol host Brian Dunkleman take over the show.  Then Robin said they shouldn't be too hard on Dunkleman either.

So we can't blame Eric for a bad show because of Dunkleman, but we can't blame Dunkleman either Robin?  (3-10)
 

Howard took a call from a lady today pleading with him not to let people blow smoke up his ass.  Robin butted in and the caller told her not be so defensive.  Then the caller told Robin that before commenting on medical terminology, she needed to check her facts.  She said Robin didn't know what she was talking about during the discussion of Scott The Engineer's COPD.  This sent Robin into uber-attack mode: screeching, yelling and calling the poor lady names.  We here at robinswrong.com are now planning to build an underground bunker, in a secret location, in case Robin ever finds out about this site.  (3-10)
 

A guy called in to complain that he was a satellite TV subscriber and couldn't get Howard On Demand.  He asked if they couldn't put the shows up on a website for purchase.  Robin asked about the shows being available for purchase and download on an Ipod.  The caller told Robin how ridiculous that was and that he didn't want to watch a breast on a once inch screen.  Great idea Robin.  (3-10)
 

Guess who lost the Mike Walker Gossip Game today and for the third week in a row?  Keep up the good work Robin.  (3-10)
 

Nice attempt at the pronunciation of Bud Selig's name today Robin.  (3-9)
 

Today Howard played some more clips of his interview with Sean Hannity.  After one of the clips Robin inquired, did Colmes ever ask anything?  (3-9)
 

Wackpacker Cliff Palatte passed away yesterday afternoon.  (3-8)
 

Another classic know it all Robin moment in the opening moments of the show this morning.  Howard started to talk about a phony phone call that Sal made and asks if anyone has heard of Dial-A-Prayer.  Artie is honest and says even though he is a Christian or Catholic that he has never heard of it.  Then Robin said she had heard about it, but really didn't know much about it. 

What is there to know about it,  isn't Dial-A-Prayer self explanatory?  Why couldn't Robin have just admitted that she had never heard of Dial-A-Prayer.  Her natural reaction is to just say she has heard about whatever topic is discussed.  Then she realizes, oh I really don't know what this is about and does a bit of CYA with, but I really didn't know much about it.  Classic.  (3-8)
 

On the show yesterday was Michael Dowd, who got put in prison for being a dirty cop.  Howard didn't think Dowd was a great guest because he didn't have a lot of good stories and talked too quiet.  Howard said he wished Artie would have been there because he supposedly had some good dirty cops stories. And then...

Robin said, we thought if we would have had at least one your (Artie's) stories, he would have opened up a little more.

Howard replied, no, it would have just been funnier because you (Artie) could have told your bad cop stories.  (3-8)
 

Being smacked down about the bad cop stories didn't keep Robin quiet for long.  Artie said he would try to get his dirty cop friend to call in and tell some stories, but didn't think he would.  Robin then said, Artie's friend can call in and we can disguise his voice.

Howard responded, no we can't.  (3-8)
 

A cop from Arizona called in and asked Howard to play a game.  They ran clips of Sal asking Daniel Carver what some black slang terms meant.  Then the cop had to guess if Daniel would know what they were or not.  The first question was, what is a 40?  Daniel didn't know and dropped the N bomb a few times in his answer.  The second term was bootie, which he got right.  Howard wondered if Daniel Carver would answer any of the questions without saying the N word.  Robin screeched, NO, I would bet no!

The next question to Daniel was what is a bootie, which he got correct and didn't use the N word.  (3-8)
 

Howard, Artie and Robin had a short discussion on today's show about the way their voices mesh in the show.  Artie said how the other two have broadcast quality voices and he just cringes when he hears a playback of himself on the show.  Then Robin said she wasn't a trained broadcaster.  Didn't Howard 100 News run a segment not long ago about the person that discovered Robin and it was at a broadcasting school???  (3-8)
 

Norah Vincent was on the show today to discuss her book Self-Made Man: One Woman's Journey into Manhood and Back.  During the interview Robin proclaimed, you can generally tell boys from girls. 

Robin's powers of perception know no bounds.  (3-8)
 

Howard asked today what the name of the dog book was that he had just finish reading and Robin blurted out, Myrtle & Me!

Almost Robin, still at # 1 in hardcover nonfiction is Marley & Me by John Grogan.  (3-8)
 

During the news Robin talked about a story involving Jermaine Jackson.  She said that Jermaine had gotten together with a guy named Stacy Adams to in 2003 to write a book, when Michael was facing child molestation charges...

We aren't sure who Stacy Adams is, but Stacy Brown is the person that worked with Jermaine on the book.  (3-8)
 

Try and count how many times Robin says any of the following during one show:  I was going to say/that's what I was going to say.....I was thinking to myself...  Good luck!  (3-8)
 

After the show today Howard has an interview with Sean Hannity for his show on Fox News.  When Howard finished talking with Rosanna Arquette he said he really wanted to go rest up before his interview for Hannity & Colmes.  The mighty know it all then chimed, well it's just Hannity on TV he's not hooked up with Comes.  (3-7)

Howard wasn't feeling well at all today and revealed he has been sick since last Thursday.  He said that if at some point he were too sick to come in to work that the show should still continue with everyone else.  Robin absolutely exploded in excited agreement and then did her best to make today the Robin Quiver's Show.  (3-6)
 

During the recap of some Oscar moments from last night, Robin said how unattractive Paul Giamatti is compared to other Hollywood stars.  We guess Robin has somehow avoided all mirrors in the past fifty years.  (3-6)
 

Robin:  Jack Nicholson is getting old now, makes you miss the Jack Nicholson of a few years ago...

The guy is a month away from being 69 years old.  Wasn't he old twenty-five years ago??  (3-6)

Guess who lost the Mike Walker Gossip Game today and for the second week in a row?  Keep up the good work Robin.  (3-2)

We love when Robin butts in to finish someone's sentence and is wrong.  It just makes our day. 

On the show this morning was Mr. Skin for the Anatomy Awards.  Alexis Dziena took home the prize for best full frontal scene in Broken Flowers.  Mr. Skin began to say Alexis is in the ABC show Invasion, but before he could complete his sentence, Robin blurts out, LOST!! Then when corrected by Mr. Skin she said, Invasion ya, trying to cover up her blunder.  Nice try Robin.  (3-2)
 

What a brilliant appearance by Elegant Elliot Offen today.  He baited Robin into a grade school styled verbal war and destroyed her.  I never thought someone could sound more immature or stupid then Offen, but Robin far surpassed him today.  Congrats cuntface!  (3-2)
 

In the first ten minutes of today's show Robin interrupted seventeen times and cackled four times.  Over a five hour show that averages out to 510 interruptions and 120 cackles.  (3-2)