June 2006

The Mike Walker gossip game returned to the show today after a few weeks
absence. Mike had some sort of saliva gland that backed up that
caused his jaw to swell. Howard, Artie and Fred guessed the
correct story. Of course Robin guessed wrong and extends her
losing streak now to three weeks in a row. (6-30)

This morning Robin commented on
Warren Buffet Giving away all his money: "He's leaving most of his
money, maybe a third to the Bill Gates Foundation." Since when is
1/3 "most"? (6-26) Thanks to Jay for this one.

Now that Robin has a boat she is an expert on all things boating
related. Howard said over the weekend he made an anchor with a
dumbbell and dropped over the side of his boat. Then when it came
time to leave, he couldn't get the anchor free. Robin told Howard
that he should have filled a plastic jug with water to use for an
anchor. Since a plastic jug filled with water weighs practically
the same as water, this is a terrible idea. Not surprising though
if you consider the source. (6-19)

Last week Robin said that Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie's new baby was not
a U.S. citizen because it was born in Namibia. An immigration
attorney emailed Howard and explained that if either parent was a U.S.
citizen with a residence in the country, then their baby was a U.S.
citizen. Can we take Robin's U.S. citizenship away for being such
a moron? (6-13)

Today Robin proclaimed the name of one of the continents was the Arctic,
then gushed she was the only one that knew the name. The rest of
the world will continue to call the continent by it's correct name,
Antarctica.
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