January 2008...


Well it may not be as infamous as Baba Louie, but the always wrong Robin
Quivers in between cackles from the would be suitor decided to change
the well known nomenclature of "hock a loogie" to "hock a louie".
Thanks Robin and let us hope that her misstep will reap the same amount
of scorn, song parodies and feelings of intellectual inadequacies that
have followed Gary from a similar verbal miscue. (1.22.08) -Always
more informed than Robin


After much speculation on
SFN, the
Mike Walker Game returned to the Howard Stern show for the first
time in 2008. New year, same results for Robin Quivers. It has been a
while so for those interested here are here most up to date stats:
5 consecutive losses
2007: 5.5 wins in 38 tries for a winning percentage of 14.5%
2008: 0 wins in 1 try for a winning percentage of 0%
All time: 8.5 wins in 64 tries for a winning percentage of 13.3%
(1.17.08) -robinswrong


This morning Artie said what nice breasts Sienna Miller had and asked
which Michael Caine remake starred Jude Law. Before the brain was
engaged, Robin Quivers chimed in with, "Get Carter". The thinking
portion of the crew corrected her seconds later with "Alfie"
to which Robin responded, "Oh that one..."
The original Get Carter from
1971 starred Michael Cain and the
2000 remake starred
Sylvester Stallone, a virtual Jude Law look alike. Thanks for the
attention to detail Ms. Quivers. (1.17.08) -Genman


Howard today talked about a new microwave that Survivor producer Mark
Burnett sent to him. This new microwave is supposed to cook food more
thoroughly and kill salmonella. Upon hearing that Robin opined, "Well I
don't eat meat so I don't have the salmonella issue."
Genius Quivers, keep on eating (and inserting) those vegetables
without
washing them first. (1.16.08) -The Amazed Listener


This morning during her news, Robin Quivers proclaimed, "they are
handing out some stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame...." and then
played a clip of Jonny Grant presenting Keanu Reeves with his star.
Well, welcome to the future Robin. Reeves was presented his star back on
January 31, 2005.
The reason why that clip was pulled was because Jonny Grant, a former
actor, local personality in the Los Angeles area and the honorary Mayor
of Hollywood, died last night....just a small fact that you failed to
mention what so ever.
R.I.P.
Jonny Grant. (1.10.08) -JN.


During her news today, Robin Quivers said that "the New Mexico former
governor", Bill Richardson is about to drop out of the Presidential race
according to some sources.
Our ever so wrong news woman might like to know that Richardson will be
governor until 2010, when he will then be forced out by term limits.
Please insert your own Robin term limits joke here. (1.10.08) -robinswrong


Today, when Earthquake was commenting that one of his entourage (Keivi
Baker) had played for the Patriots and the Orioles, Robin Quivers
exclaimed, "wait a minute he can't play for the Patriots and the
Orioles?!"
Clearly, Ms. Quivers not only lacks imagination but has paid no
attention to the careers of relatively unknown athletes Deon Sanders and
Bo Jackson. (1.10.08) -Even I know that!


Howard was talking about Drew Carey’s new show this morning when Robin
Quivers said, “ya I happened to tune into that power of whatever, what
is his show...."
Howard tried to tell her the name of the show was
Power of 10
(which Carey promoted on the show
just the day before),
but Robin didn't agree. She continued on saying,"is that the Power
of 10? No, I don't know what the name of his other show is where they
have to guess how many percentage of people did whatever...."
I love Robin, when she doesn’t know the answer to something, everyone
else is wrong as if no one can have knowledge of something until she
does. Nice Robin, didn’t know you were God. “Thank Robin it’s Friday"
tomorrow. (1.10.08) -Rainman


Today Howard played clips of Riley Martin complaining about not
receiving his paycheck until December 24th. Riley said that because the
check was late it ruled out the possibility that he could buy Christmas
(uhhhh) for his grandkids for the first time in years.
Howard asked what did Riley do in the years before he worked for Sirius
to get Christmas gifts and Robin Quivers explain, "he says this is the
first year he wasn’t able too.”
Riley was saying this is the FIRST year he could have bought Christmas
in years, if he had received his check. When will be the first time
Robin doesn't screw something up this year? (1.9.08) -Jaker.


On the show this morning Robin asked Howard if he had watched his copy
of There Will Be Blood that Artie loaned to him. Robin said she was
dying to see it and Howard told her that he should probably give it to
her because he was going to loan it to his dad. Howard then told Robin
he thought she had already seen.
Robin replied that the movie was only in two theaters in the world. A
quick check on
Fandango reveals that this flick is showing at ten theaters in the
NYC area. (1.9.08) -Weeks Girl.

We
can all be assured that Robin Quivers expert news reporting continues in
2008. Today she reported Mayor Mike Bloomberg was "out in the west
somewhere" meeting about politics.
Actually he was in Norman at the
University of Oklahoma meeting with a number of members from the
Democratic and Republican parties. (1.8.08) -JS

Robin
Quivers talked about David Letterman getting a shave on his show and
said that it was a big deal now because they don't have writers. Shortly
after, Howard corrected her telling her that Letterman does have
writers.
Robin tried a bit of CYA instead of admitting she was wrong by saying
the Dave is struggling is because they don't have
many
guests. Which is also false, considering
Tom Hanks was part of the segment. I guess Robin also tuned out for
the entire time yesterday that Howard talked about going on Letterman
this week. (1.8.08) -Matt


This morning during the news Howard played a clip about the Golden
Globes with Nikki Blonsky
and Brittany Snow
talking about how disappointed they were that the show had been
cancelled. Howard asked who Blonsky and Show were and Robin said, just
two people talking.
Being a news woman, one would think Robin might include a few facts.
Blonsky is the star of Hairspray and a
nominee for a Golden Globe. Snow was also in the cast of Hairspray.
(1.8.08) -Shut the F up Robin


When Howard was going on a tirade over Dr. Phil's academic credentials,
Robin Quivers unnecessarily chimed in and said the University of Arizona
made a lot of money with online courses. Robin is confusing the
University of Phoenix with the
University of Arizona.
Yes Robin, Phoenix is a city in Arizona, but just because Harvard is in
Massachusetts doesn't mean it is part of UMass. (1.7.08) -Mister
XXX


While Howard corrected Robin Quivers on the date at the beginning of the
show, that information didn't seem to sink in. During her "newscast"
Robin stated that The Iowa Caucuses are happening today, but they happen
late in the day and said she didn't even understand what a caucus is.
Not only does Robin not know what a caucus is, she doesn't know when it
is taking place. The caucuses are actually happening tomorrow,
January
3rd. (1.2.08) -JM


Just like driving in Oklahoma you can blink and miss a small town. If
you blinked during the opening seconds of the first show of 2008 you
might have missed Robin's first screw up of the year.
Howard started the show saying it was January the something to which
Robin replied she thought it was the third. Maybe her secret Santa
should have given Robin a calendar instead of wind chimes.
(1.2.08) -robinswrong