February 2006

Artie told a story today about what an amazing house Adam Sandler was renting in Bel Aire prior to making it big with the movie Waterboy.  Thankfully, Robin interrupted to then explain how people will get a great spread in Hollywood, but it will be a rental.  Bless you Robin for having the ability to say the same thing someone just said, day after day after day.  (2-28)
 

Robin: George Hamilton got a bye into show business because he has a beautiful face.  He can't act a lick, he can't do anything, but he's in everything and he's had a full life and made lots of money simply because he looks good.  (2-27)

Brilliant.  Absolutely brilliant.  Who else but Robin knew that good looks could help in show business?
 

Robin: There is nothing about Brent (Bubba the Love Sponge producer) that would make you think he wasn't normal.  (2-24)

You are right Robin, a guy that shaves his head, but has huge sideburns and wears a Satan t-shirt his first day of work isn't screaming, "LOVE ME DADDY, I NEED ATTENTION!!"  Perfectly normal behavior.  /sarcasm off
 

Today (2-24) an email to Howard was complaining that he was too easy on Lisa Rinna the day before.  Robin chimed into say that they don't have guests on to pull them apart.  I wonder then, why Robin was so rude to Neil Cavuto when he was on the show?  (1-24)




Hooked on phonics didn't work for Robin.  While reading a story during the news today about Matt Groening (creator of The Simpson), she pronounced his last name "groaning".  We guess Robin is the only person on earth that didn't know Matt's last name rhymes with raining.  (2-16)




Robin: Wasn't she (Lisa Rinna) on Beverly Hills 90210.

Sorry Robin, she was just down the street on Melrose Place.
 

Robin added a great bit of information to the show when the topic of Lisa Rinna came up today.  Howard stated the Lisa had a soap opera show.  To which Robin interrupted and added, "that is about soap operas."  Wow.  I never would have known that a soap opera show was about soap operas.  I am still waiting for the day in which Robin proclaims water to be wet.  (2-15)




Robin: The Spa Channel is on 116.

Close Robin, but way off.  The Spa Channel is on Sirius channel 73.




Robin: The US Senate has at most 2-3 women Senators.

Never let the facts get in the way of a stupid statement Robin.  There are fifteen female Senators.




Robin: A 20 gauge shotgun takes a bigger bullet.

Rifles take bullets.  Handguns take bullets.  Shotguns use shells.