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On the show this morning, Howard asked Stone Cold Steve Austin about his
fallout with Vince McMahon. Austin said it was creative differences and
he didn’t like the direction so he left. Robin chimed in and said they (WWE)
were the only game in town, it's not like there was another wrestling
federation to go to. This is the second time she has made this mistake,
the last time being October 6th, 2006.
TNA Wrestling has been around since May 2002. The queen of wrong
body slammed once again! (4.25.07) -GarbageRobin.
 Today,
Howard and the gang talked about American Idol and Simon going to
Africa. Robin commented that she had lost all interest in the show since
Sanjaya was voted off.
She attempted to invoked the cliché, “I couldn’t care less;” except that
the queen of quotes got the phrase wrong. She said, “I could care less,”
which, if you take it literally, means that Robin actually does care
about the show. Omitting the negative (the n’t) is rather common, and an
all too common occurrence for Robin. (4.25.07) -hero1240
During the news Robin said that the upcoming movie Spiderman 3 was the
last movie in the trilogy.
In fact, Sony is already planning
4, 5 and 6.
Since there are going to be more movies, it isn't a trilogy.
The web slinger of misinformation strikes again! (4.24.07) -Timbo1979.
Today in the news, Robin reported that the
FBI was investigating a high school student for saying that he
wanted to kill the President of the United States.
Actually, the U.S. Secret Service investigates threats on the President,
not the FBI.
Hail to the Chief of mistakes. (4.24.07) -5th Grade Civics
Student.
Just announced on Bubba's show:
Robin & Mr. X split up (4.23.07) -robinswrong
When porn star Hillary Scott was on this morning she talked about her
$1,000,000 contract. Business attorney and mathematician Robin
Quivers immediately upon hearing that the $1,000,000 was for 4 years,
blurted out, well then that is only a $250,000 contract!
Apparently, Robin’s contracts can only be for one year at a time. She's
obviously never heard of multi-year contracts and the amount of the
contract is always based on the total amount of the full term.
(4.23.07) -JS
Just like on January 18th, 2007 (as highlighted on HowardTV) Robin
Quivers once again proved she doesn't know the name of NASA facilities.
Sal complained about his marriage and talked about a future newspaper
cover talking about a murder/suicide. Artie then requested if he thought
Sal's marriage was headed in that direction, just don't do it at
Virginia Tech. Howard said pick a different college and Robin
interrupted and said pick the Johnson Space Flight Center.
It's really just the "Johnson
Space Center," always abbreviated "JSC" for us folks down here in
Houston. (4.23.07) -Shut Uppa You Face!.
During the discussion of the Virginia Tech shooter this morning Robin
Quivers said Cho Seung Hui was, "born a serial killer, he was born to be
a serial killer."
It should be a surprise to nobody that Robin Quivers doesn't know the
difference between a serial killer and a mass murderer.
Per Wikipedia.com:
Serial Killer:
someone who kills three or more people in three or more separate events,
over a period of more than 30 days, including an "emotional cooling-off"
period in between the homicides.
Mass Murderer:
the act of murdering a large number of people, typically at the same
time, or over a relatively short period of time. Mass murder may be
committed by individuals or organizations. (4.23.07) -hero1240.
This morning the gang started to talk about the
infamous message Alec Baldwin left for his daughter Ireland. Howard
explained how Baldwin has it setup because he lives on a different
coast, he can call his daughter every day. Then Howard started to
say how kids don't always want to hear from their father when Robin
interrupted and said, she's a teenager.
Baldwin's daughter is eleven. Eleventeen might be a word in Robin's
world, but most people know that a teenager is between the ages of
13 and 19.
(4.23.07) -robinswrong
While talking about Kate Beckinsale, Howard asked "who's she doing?"
Robin responded, "She's married to some guy. She stays out of the
tabloids."
On being married to "some guy"...that's some great insight. And on
the tabloid comment, a quick "Kate Beckinsale scandal" search
immediately produced a
tabloid article. (4.19.07) -Burbank Ball Buster
During her news segment Robin said Cho Seung Hui probably sent his tape
to NBC because he liked Brian Wilson.
I guess that would make sense if the Beach Boys were employed by NBC.
Brian Williams did however play the tape on the nightly news.
(4.19.07) -JonnyAppleseed
After Sourshoes chatted with the gang today, Robin said he'd been good
all week but this time was a "clinker."
I doubt if Sourshoes was a brick left in the kiln too long. An
unsuccessful joke is sometimes called a "clunker."
http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/clinker
http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/clunker
Even if Sourshoes was less than successful this time, he'll never match
the Queen of Clunkers constant flunking when it comes to word usage.
(4.19.07) -Burbank Ball Buster
Today Howard was teasing Artie because he went out to get food and
became light headed. Howard was messing with Artie and said Artie must
have passed out. Howard told him it was now really April 19, 2011. Robin
then chimed in and said yes you missed 3 years!
Robin math: 2011-2007 = 3 (4.19.07) -Fabian.
In today's
Mike Walker game, Robin lost.....again.
For 2007, Robin is 1 1/2 out of 13 (11.5%) and 4
1/2 out of her last 38 (11.8%).
It was revealed that Fred has a true insight into how to win the game
today. Robin will now probably let Fred guess before her every week and
piggyback his choice. (4.19.07) -robinswrong
 Aren't
we glad that Robin took the time to set the Kitty Carlisle Hart record
straight this morning when she stated, "I heard somebody say she was on
To Tell the Truth but she was on What's My Line?".
According to AOL: "But she was probably best known as one of the
celebrity panelists on the popular game show "To Tell the Truth." She
appeared on the CBS prime-time program from 1956 to 1967 with host Bud
Collyer and fellow panelists such as Polly Bergen, Johnny Carson, Bill
Cullen and Don Ameche."
One more example of Robin's innate need to be wrong, in an authoritative
manner. (4.19.07) -Genman
 Just
a day after Robin stated that she was that only person that she knew
that didn't have any racism in them, she dropped in "I" bomb. Not
I as in Imus, but I for Indians. After Howard mentioned that he
had taken back a favor he had offered, Robin called him an
Indian
giver.
The self proclaimed non-racist will probably not be winning any PC
awards this year. (4.19.07) -P Flores/robinswrong
The gang was discussing the purchase of Manhattan from the Indians on
the show this morning. Historian Robin Quivers opined that the purchase
was made possible because the Indians were nomadic people...they didn't
believe in land ownership. Tell that to the descendants of General
Custer! (4.19.07) -The Amazed Listener
During the Paul Mooney interview today the topic of Imus and his
comments came up once again. Robin said she was the only person she
knows that doesn't have any racism in them.
Just a few minutes later, Robin said the other day an Asian got on the
elevator and she thought, I never had to be afraid of you before and now
I’ve got to give you a second look. (4.18.07) -Jason F
 At
the start of the show this morning, Howard and the gang were discussing
Cho Seung Hui and the Virginia Tech killings.
According to Officer Robin Quivers, "in this society you can't just drag
people off the street when they are crazy." Police officers get numerous
calls about people who suffer from mental illness or are EDPs
(emotionally disturbed persons). Those people can be
dragged off the
streets if they appear that they could cause harm to themselves or
others. (4.18.07) -Policeman Pete
Robin referred to Virginia Tech during her news as, "Virginia Tech
University" which is incorrect. While the full name of the school is
Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University, it is only referred
to as
Virginia Tech, and very rarely as VPI, but never
Virginia Tech University. (4.17.07) -Matt
During the news, Robin did a story on
Savannah Samson the porn
star. Mentioned during the story was her recent recording contract
with
KOCH Records. Robin though cannot read and pronounced the word
"Koch" as "cock."
Get your mind out of the gutter Robin. (4.17.07) -Black Tits
Robin reported a story about
Jann Wenner during her news. Howard began to list the magazines Wenner publishes: Rolling Stone, Us Weekly...when Robin interrupted and
added, "Men's Health or something like that."
No need to be specific or anything. The name of the other magazine
is Men's Journal. Maybe Robin should really begin to read the articles
before it is her time on the air? (4.17.07) -Black Tits/robinswrong
After playing a clip of Richard Jeni's girlfriend, Howard asked Robin
why it always appears the person who commits suicide is happy.
Robin said she didn't know why Howard didn't ask Dr. Artie because he is
the one that can actually cure depression. Then Robin reminded Howard
that Artie had been talking to Chris Kanyon about depression.
Artie said they had been playing phone tag and Howard said not to delay
it if he can cure him. Artie said he didn't say he could cure him and
Robin screeched, yes you did! Artie responded that he could help him,
not cure him. To which Robin responded, that's the same thing
isn't it!
According to Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary:
help: to give
assistance or support
cure: a complete or
permanent solution or remedy
There are several other definitions but make no mistake about it, help
and cure are in no way synonymous. (4.17.07) -Hero1240
Howard had Dave Delaturza, creator of
Votefortheworst.com, to
talk about American Idol on the show today. Howard asked if Delaturza
was on David Letterman last night or going to be a guest tonight.
Delaturza said tonight to which Robin Quivers asked, you're a sit down
guest on Letterman?
Frankly, I was expecting to see him to do three minutes of stand-up or
sing a song..... (4.17.07) -QuietQuivers
Today,
during the discussion of the Virginia Tech shooting, Robin stated with
mucho-gusto that the shooter was identified as a Chinese national.
Maybe Robin thinks they all look the same, but this particular gunman
was a native of
South Korea. (4.17.07) -SeansRight
Robin has now taken to dispensing legal advice, and wrong advice, of
course. While reporting Imus's slanderous statements about Beth, Robin
interjected, "She can still sue! There's no statute of limitations."
Robin, go back to the track for another 50 laps: murder is the only
crime for which there is no statute of limitations. For slander and
other intentional torts, the plaintiff has one year to file his
complaint.
Maybe Robin attended the Hollywood Upstairs Law School? (4.16.07)
-King of All Lawyers
Robin today asked what billionaire it is that
uses his publicist to double as a matchmaker. Artie then asked how
many billionaires there are and Robin said Forbes has a list of 500.
Forbes had a list of 500, it was known as the
Forbes 500, an
annual list of the top 500 American companies. According to another
Forbes article, there are
946 billionaires.
What's wrong with being off by 446 billionaires between friends?
(4.16.07) -robinswrong
 Howard
played some clips that Richard and J.D. recorded at the Chiller Theater
event this past weekend. Before one of the clips Howard asked to be
reminded who Sybil Danning is. Robin, without hesitation, blurted out
that she was in one of the Conan movies.
Sybil Danning was in
Hercules, not "one of the Conan movies". (4.16.07) -Thulsa
Doom
During the interview with David Arquette today, Howard asked him his
thoughts on the Imus situation. During the discussion, they mentioned
the target of Imus's remarks, the Rutgers Women's B-Ball team. Robin
referred to the team as "National Champions." They in fact lost the game
to
Tennessee 59-46. (4.16.07) -Flex Albright
Today on the show Lisa G was talking about an item from Page 69 with
Jason and Will. She said there was a Stern staffer who was in the
elevator and an anonymous woman, who looked like Shirley from What's
Happening, came over to him and told him she wanted to give him oral.
The Stern staffer said yes and they were going to meet at his car, but
he never heard from the woman again.
Robin than asked, is this someone we know? Howard quickly brushed off
her question and said yes it's one of our staff people.
You would think as much money as Robin makes, she could afford to pay
attention. (4.16.07) -Scuba Steve/robinswrong
Robin was talking about the Toyota Pro/Celebrity car race she was in
last weekend and mentioned the winner, Dave Mirra, whom she described as
having won gold medals in the Olympics.
Mirra is an accomplished
BMX pro-bike racer, but has not won any Olympic medals.
Watch out for that hairpin turn, Robin. It may have rattled your brain!
(4.16.07) -The Amazed Listener
Howard
said his ratings were four times Imus' ratings when he was on
terrestrial radio. He then said Imus was at about a two share, Howard
was at a nine share.
Howard then asked rhetorically whether his ratings were in fact 4 times
those of Imus. Robin Einstein chimed in: "NO!"
Who is counting Robin's laps on the race track? (4.16.07) -The
Amazed Listener
Robin started 14th and finished 14th in the
Toyota
Pro/Celebrity race today. She would have finished last had
there not been a crash towards the end of the race and another car that
suffered mechanical difficulties. Robin also had the worst
qualifying time.
(4.14.07) -HubieG/Quiet Quivers. Thanks to copter for the
video!
In today's Mike Walker game, Robin guessed first, a certain recipe for
failure!
Artie went along with Robin and hopefully learned his lesson! Fred and
Howard won this week. For 2007, Robin is 1 1/2 out of 12 (12.5%) and 4
1/2 out of her last 37 (12.2%). (4.13.07) -The Amazed Listener
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During
the news, Howard asked the name of the football player who kept falling
in the draft and they had to pull him off TV because it was so
embarrassing. 
Robin
then asked if Howard knew where George Doohan was today. Howard replied
he didn't know where he was his whole life. Fred then corrected Robin
saying his first name was James. As in
While
talking with Eric the Midget about his new porn collection, Robin
repeatedly referred to Eric's favorite actress, Brandy Taylor, as
Brittney. 
