April 2006

Robin is back on her losing streak:  Wrong two weeks in a row now and as clueless as ever trying to play the Mike Walker Gossip Game.  (4-21)

Eli from Toronto called in this morning to offer Howard some help with the TV  hook up in his apartment.  Eli asked Howard if he used HDMI at home.  Howard asked what HDMI was and the caller explained that it is one cable that connects both the sound and picture for your TV.  Then Robin chimed in, oh it's the connection that carries both the audio and the video.  No @#% ?  That is exactly what Eli just said.  Dearest Robin, nobody needs you to explain and or reexplain anything.  (4-20)
 

No Shows April 10th - 14th.

Guess who lost the Mike Walker Gossip Game today for the sixth time in the last seven weeks?  (4-7)

Today Howard talked about a topic Benji brought up yesterday, hot Jewish chicks.  He read from a list that was found on AmIAnnyoing.com.  Howard sounded surprised to see Anne Frank was on the list and asked how old she was when the Nazis killed her.  Robin shouted, 14!  As if she knew what she was talking about.  She didn't.  Frank was born June 12, 1929 and died March 12, 1945 when she was 15 years old.  (4-6)

Robin hadn't yapped enough on the show today, so she made her way over to the After Show.  The first topic they covered was the appearance this morning of anal sex expert Tristan Taormino when this exchange took place:

Robin: Now, she (Tristan Taormino) never did the KROCK show.
Gary: Sure, she did.
Robin: That's what I thought. 

Classic Robin revisionism.  (4-5)

Howard asked today how much Merv Griffin had made from the theme song he wrote for TV show Jeopardy.  Robin's guess was was $35 million.  Correct answer: What is $70 or 80 million, Alex?  (4-5)

Howard 100 News reporter Lisa G. said this morning they had interviewed Diana Degarmo, a former American Idol contestant.  Degarmo is now appearing on Broadway.  Robin had kept quiet for thirteen seconds, so she had to take wild stab in the dark about what show Degarmo can be seen: What is she in, Beauty and the Beast or something, Robin said.....Nope, she is in Hairspray.  (4-4)

Robin isn't a lawyer, but she likes to play one on the radio.  A few weeks ago, during the news, she talked about the trial of Zacarias Moussaui.  Robin said she did not believe Moussaui was eligible for the death penalty in his conspiracy case.  In fact, he plead guilty to three charges that all left open the opportunity of giving him the death penalty:  the conspiracies to commit acts of terrorism transcending national boundaries, to destroy aircraft, and to use weapons of mass destruction.

We hope that Robin is not helping Howard's attorneys with his lawsuit against CBS.  (4-3)

Enough with the global warming stories.  Every day Robin reads some new b.s. about this so called ecological catastrophe.  Why doesn't she do some research before just blinding following the sheep?  A good place for her to start might be watching her old boyfriend's show, Bullshit!, about environmental hysteria.  Or, she might want to read State of Fear by Michael Crichton.  Robin, please pick up a copy today and take the rest of the week off to read it.  (4-3)

Robin:  The audience is laughing in the wrong spots and the guys are yelling for her to take off her clothes.

We can't wait for the topic of Basic Instinct 2 to come up on the show again.  Then, Robin can repeat the only two things she knows about the movie.  Again.  (4-3)