Howard started the show today talking about the surprise birthday party he threw for Artie. He said he ran 87 miles that day so he could eat pizza at the party.

Robin then interrupted and said that Howard was "pasta loading" after his marathon.

It should be no surprise to anyone that a woman that does everything to lose weight except exercise, wouldn't know the term is carbo-loading.  (10.15.07) -My Ears Hurt

Just before closing today's newscast, Robin mentioned the opening of the sequel to the film "Elizabeth", starring Cate Blanchett, and stated she already won an Oscar for this role.

Cate Blanchett lost the Best Actress Oscar for "Elizabeth" to Gwyneth Paltrow for "Shakespeare in Love" in 1999. Cate won a supporting actress Oscar for "The Aviator", playing Katherine Hepburn. 

Wasn't 1999 the same year Robin won Worst Actress Pretending to be a Newswoman?  (10.11.07) -SuperSizeMyMasterCleanse.
 

Robin Quivers. Mike Walker game. Another loss.

Current Losing Streak: Three

If you are keeping score at home, here are her latest and most up to date stats: 4 1/2 out of 31 in 2007 (14.5%) and 7 1/2 out of the last 56 (13.4%).  (10.11.07) -robinswrong
 

After the interview with Trump, Howard asked Artie how he was doing with the Subutex yesterday. Artie said he did a gig last night and also shot a commercial yesterday. He said that he had to come up with a joke that they could bleep with sounds from the city.

Artie said he finally came up with a joke, the shoot took about two hours and by the end of the day he had nine or ten Subutex.

Robin has heard the name of this drug enough that you would think she would be able to pronounce it, but she calls it Subutext. And from the person on the show that is always the first to screech in laughter when she believes someone has mispronounced a word. 

Subutex blocks the opiate receptors...is there anything to block the sound of Robin's voice?  (10.10.07) -HubieG.
 

Today when Howard was talking to Donald Trump on the phone, Howard starting talking about his children. His son Eric came into the conversation, and Howard asked which son that was.

Robin interrupted and said, "the youngest one!"

Actually, the youngest one is named Barron who was born March 20th, 2006. Robin, please do us all a favour and do what Artie does, be quiet and let Howard do the interview for once!!  (10.10.07) -vicHATESrobin

Robin reported today that vandals had caused a four inch tear in the Monet painting, Le Pont d'Argenteuil. She then wondered if anyone even cared about things like this and said that it was impossible to deal with.

Who would have thought that Robin Quivers wouldn't know that a painting could be fixed? Since of course she is an expert of all topics, especially all things cultural.  (10.08.07) -Yves.

During her news today Robin Quivers reported on a story that she has screwed the facts up on more than one occasion. She asked, "Do you remember Michael Devlin?" And then went on to say Devlin had kidnapped one kid and then when that one got older, he kidnapped another. Then then according to Robin, the older one escaped and freed them both.

The news is easy when you can just make up the story, but the facts are that police were called when a truck they were looking for was spotted in an apartment complex. When the police entered the apartment they found 13-year-old Ben Ownby and 15-year-old Shawn Hornbeck.

Hopefully, now that Michael Devlin has entered a guilty plea, Robin can get on to screwing up some new news stories.  (10.08.07) -A.Sharp.

Today when discussing the concept of colonoscopy and the new virtual colonoscopy, Robin once again shared her depth and wealth of medical knowledge. She stated that they give you something to clean out your colon for three days before the procedure. In reality they give you a high powered laxative to take the day before they invade the colon with a scope.

As the process of having your colon inspected on a regular basis after the age of 50 can save your life with the early detection of colon cancer, it is a shame Robin cannot report about the process with any accuracy.

To quote Dr. Smith in the Lost in Space parody, "a clean colon is a happy colon." I suppose Robin's brain is a happy brain, being cleaned of any facts by the last coffee enema.  (10.4.07) -Genman

During her news today, Robin Quivers said a newlywed couple had their wedding gifts stolen by the minister. Robin said it was a last minute wedding and she guessed they just got anybody to be the minister. She continued the story saying, "...that guy turned out to be a guy who pockets the weddings gifts as well as the wedding fee."

Too bad Robin didn't read the story before going on the air because the minister was a woman. Robin doesn't bother with the facts...that's too much work for her.  (10.4.07) -calibreeze
 

Guess who once again lost the Mike Walker game today.  Did you guess Robin Quivers? If so, give yourself a pat on the back. Her latest losing streak now stands at two.

If you are keeping score at home, here are her latest and most up to date stats: 4 1/2 out of 30 in 2007 (15%) and 7 1/2 out of the last 55 (13.6%).  (10.4.07) -robinswrong

 

Angel from Newark, New Jersey called in this morning and asked about what happened with Danny Bonaduce. Howard then started to discuss what happened with Bonaduce and Jonny Fairplay at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards. The discussion turned into a firestorm with Howard and the gang taking opposite sides and arguing about what happened.

Fred, usually the quiet one, vigorously defended his point of view on the situation. Attorney Dominic Barbara called in to give his legal opinion of what happened and began to give an example of another case. Fred said that the story Dominic was telling didn't have anything to do with the Bonaduce/Fairplay incident.

Robin Quivers then interrupted asking Fred, "have you no ability to be quiet and listen?"  (10.4.07) -HubieG.

During the news today, when Robin Quivers "reported" that Ricky Williams applied for reinstatement to the NFL, she incorrectly stated that Williams has played 12 games since 2004 gaining 3,225 yards. Wow Robin, that's an incredible 269 yards per game!!! Once again Robin fumbled around the facts. Ricky Williams played 12 games in 2005, gaining 743 yards. But he did gain a total 3,225 yards in 2002 and 2003, playing in 32 games.

Clearly, there was yet again another interception between Robin's mouth and brain. Robin please, just think about what you're plagiarizing before "reporting" the facts.  (10.3.07) -KWarren

During the news Robin did yet another story about a horrific incident happening to a child. As much as she seems to enjoy this type of story, you would think she would get the facts correct.

While talking about the human piece of garbage, Chester Stiles, she said his victim was, "I think she was about five years old or under..." That is the type of journalism we have come to know and disrespect from Robin Quivers. The victim was three.  (10.2.07) -robinswrong

While Robin was discussing the custody battle between Britney Spears and K-Fed, she said that Gloria Allred was representing K-Fed.

Mark Kaplan is the attorney for K-Fed and Allred represents represents Britney’s former bodyguard, Tony Barretto.

Just another news story....just another total screw up from Robin Quivers.  (10.2.07) -RL.

21 Days and RobinsWrong. Today Robin Quivers was cackling about Bruce Springsteen's first marriage saying that Bruce was married to former model Julianne Phillips for all of 21 days.

While that would be more than enough time to tire of Robin. It took Bruce and his wife substantially longer than 21 days. They were married on May 13, 1985 and  filed for divorce in 1989. Or for Robin, the longest 21 days of her life.  (10.2.07) -Always more informed than Robin

 

Sarah Silverman was being interviewed by Howard today and a caller requested her clips from the MTV Music Video Awards. Gary said the clips were on "Gary page two, in yellow." Howard couldn't find them and asked again where the clips were. Baba Booey once again said, "Gary page two, in yellow."  Howard then asked, "didn't he say Gary Page?"

Robin agreed adamantly and said, "ya.....left out a very important element. Two!!!"

Way to pay attention to the show Robin.  (10.1.07) -JayD