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"I don't know what to tell you about
anything..." Robin Quivers - June 19th, 2007
Pledge to shut Robin up!
In an interview with Steve Langford, I've said that I
will donate $500 to the 15 Foundation if Robin can go a week without
saying, "I was going to say that!"
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Robin's latest gaffes. . .
Robin Quivers did a story on P.E.T.A.ís picketing of KFC today. The
emphasis of the story was how KFC inhumanly treats the chickens they use
for their restaurants.
Did Robin do any research to find out how KFC inhumanly treats the
chickens? Did Robin do any research to find out how KFC processes the
chickens for slaughter? How about any research at all? Nope.
Once again Robin sounded clueless when Howard asked her what P.E.T.A.
claims KFC does to the chickens and all she could do was stammer and
provide almost no information. A chicken with its head cut off could
have more accurately reported on this story. (2.7.08) -CJBronco77.
While "reporting" on a planned P.E.T.A. demonstration against KFC, Robin
Cronkite-Quivers announced that a life-size version of Colonel
"Saunders" would be burned.
The rest of the world refers to the KFC icon as "Sanders".
Lisa G mentioned during her segment this morning that High Pitch Mike
had gone to see the movie 27
Dresses with Richard Christie's girlfriend before the Super Bowl.
After some discussion of Mike going to see a chick flick Robin Quivers
interrupted and said that Richard's girlfriend was obviously thinking
about marriage because she had gone to see the movie "28 Dresses".
A brain late and a dress extra once again for Robin. (2.7.08) -hero1240.
Howard was discussing the death of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi on the show
this morning. The subject was so foreign to Robin, she was strangely
silent. Howard mentioned that the expert in Transcendental Meditation
was a Hindu. Sensing that she hadn't graced the audience with an inane
comment or interrupted someone else in several seconds, Robin blurted
out, "I don't know anything about Hinduism."
Please add Hinduism to the list of things that Robin Quivers knows
nothing about. (2.6.08) -The Amazed Listener.
During the news while talking about Amy Winehouse at this year's Grammy
Awards, Robin Quivers said Britney was the big star at last year's show.
As usual, Robin was as confused as Britney Spears when she made her
appearance at the
MTV VMA's last year. (2.5.08) -Crazy Ray.
This morning Howard was talking about the Super Bowl upset by the Giants
over the Patriots. Howard said, "...it really does hit you with the
enormity of it. This team, this New England Patriots team had won every
Just as he was about to make his point, sports genius and mathematician
Robin Quivers interrupted with a long and drawn out, "19 games in a
Sorry Robin, the Patriots
won 18 in a row. If they had won the Superbowl, it would have
been 19. (2.4.08) -The Amazed Listener
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Thanks! (2.1.08) -robinswrong
On today's show, there was discussion of the writers' strike but
despite the strike, Howard mentioned that a new episode of
Smallville will air tonight. TV expert Robin Quivers remarked,
"They must have held one back." If Robin would have done a mere ten
seconds of research it would have revealed that the next three
episodes will be new.
If cucumbers and gourds were kryptonite to Robin, the Robinswrong
website would not have Robin to critique! (1.31.08) -The Amazed
Howard played a great bit created by Sal & Richard in which Big Foot
talked at length on the phone with snippets of recordings of his own
voice without realizing it was his own voice. The analogy was drawn
between Big Foot's performance and that of a dog barking at its own image
in a mirror. Robin Quivers "added to" or more accurately "subtracted
from" the conversation with her comment, "or chasing his own tail."
is a dog chasing its own tail analogous to Big Foot speaking to his own
voice or a dog barking at its own image? Only on Planet Quivers,
somewhere beyond Uranus (or in it!). (1.31.08) -The Amazed
Robin surprisingly had to chime in with her twenty eight cents on the
topic. She brought up Will Ferrell's sketch, "The Landlord" in which he
gets cursed out by his two year old landlord for not paying his rent on
time. She then mistakenly said that the child playing the landlord is
Will Ferrell's daughter, when it is in fact Ferrell's longtime
collaborator (and co-star/co-creator of this video)
Adam McKay's daughter.
Just another pearl of misinformation from Robin Quivers. (1.30.08)
The gang was discussing Sean Young's outbursts at the Directors' Guild
of America awards ceremony on the show today. Howard played audio of the
incident and Howard commended Ms. Young while criticizing the director
Julian Schnabel for "futzing around" and not being prepared to speak.
Medical Expert Robin Quivers opined, "So you don't think she should have
been carted off to a mental institution after this?" Howard immediately
corrected Robin and explained (what everyone in the world but Robin
knew) that Ms. Young had gone into
rehab for alcoholism.
This incident made me ponder whether Robin should go into rehab or a
padded cell for flying to California in a first class seat for a less
than 24 hour trip to rearrange the location of her blood.
(1.30.08) -The Amazed Listener
This morning, the gang was discussing Howard and Beth's future wedding
and the fact that Sal won't be there. The thought was shared
sarcastically that maybe everyone who wronged Beth in high school should
be invited along with Sal.
Wedding Planner Robin Quivers chimed in saying, "When she looks out on
her wedding party, she will just see all the people who have done her
No one ever suggested Sal might be one of Howard's ushers. As anyone but
Robin knows, the "wedding party" consists of the Best Man, Maid (or
Matron) of Honor, Ushers and Bridesmaids. "Wedding
Party" is not synonymous with "wedding guests." (1.30.08) -The
Howard talked once again this morning about having
pinworms as a child.
Just as she was wrong
March 15, 2007 when talking about pinworms, Robin Quivers was wrong
once again today when she said her dog once had the parasite.
If Robin would only glance at this site occasionally she could keep from
making the same mistakes over and over and over because
get pinworms. (1.29.08) -robinswrong
Robin Quivers mentioned that the new Rambo movie fell short in
its opening weekend because of another new film's debut which she
referred to as, "The Spartans."
Now, I didn't see this ridiculous movie, nor will I, but at least I can
name a horrible flick when it comes out so I know what not to see.
Someone please inform The Queen of Disinformation that the movie all of
us should avoid is entitled, "Meet
Don't worry, Robin...we don't expect much from you. We all know how hard
reading words can be, especially when your head is in the place you put
your coffee. (1.28.08) -Griff, Head From A** Removal Services.
Robin Quivers bashed the new Rambo movie during her news claiming it
performed far worse in the box office than the previous films in the
series. The latest Rambo installment had the second strongest opening
weekend out of the four. Here's the breakdown:
Blood (Rambo 1) had the weakest opening weekend with $6.6 million.
First Blood 2 had the best opening weekend with $20 million.
- Rambo 3
had an opening weekend with $13 million.
(2008) opened the past weekend at $18.2 million.
When it comes to movie knowledge we give Robin two thumbs down.
(1.28.08) -Hollywood G.
"The Patriots have not won by large margins this season."
Yet another quote from Robin "the Greek" Quivers, the resident football
expert on the Howard Stern Show. Fearing death if she should stop
speaking for one second, Robin unleashed this little diddy straight from
her ass. In fact, they were mauling teams so badly that articles were
written about the possible backlash for Belichick and the Patriots
because they were
running up the score.
Here are some totals:
38-14, 38-14, 38-7, 34-13, 34-17, 48-27, 49-28, 52-7, 56-10...Right
again Robin...the Patriots barely squeaked by in these games.
(1.28.08) -Always more informed than Robin.
Today Artie said he would be on Letterman January 29th and one of the
other guests was none other than Paris Hilton.
He then mentioned that for his last appearance, Nicole Ritchie was one
of the guests. Robin Quivers piped up and said,"you're always with the
The last time I checked, Nicole Ritchie wasn't a Hilton sister.
Robin Quivers, during her news, wondered aloud if
was still playing for the Packers.
A quick check on the interweb reveals what Robin could have found out:
he plays for the
Steelers (drafted by the Pack, yes), but why is she just now getting
around to telling the story from his college days? She told a
six year old story about a player who is nowhere near the Super Bowl
like it was news. And Davenport was drafted in 2002, not 2004 as Robin
Somebody please let her know that Gore lost to Bush...that's a hot story
right now. (1.23.08) -bumliquor.
Howard took a call from someone claiming to have information about a
recent boating trip that Robin took. Apparently, she smashed into
a number of other boats, but Robin claims none of them were damaged. Then she blamed what happened on the wind.
We received this picture, but have been unable to confirm if it is
Robin's boat after her demolition derby.